The Horse's Favorite Farmer, and a Love That Dare Not Speak It's Name.

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"I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year, when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse." -Laura Bush

No word yet on just how outraged Rick Santorum is... He hasn't come out against hot "man on horse" action per se, but his thoughts on hot "man on dog" action are well known. As are his attacks on the National Weather Service, but I digress...

The Whitehouse will certainly defend the presidents actions as perfectly legal.

Texas repealed a number of its laws pertaining to sexual conduct in 1973 in a massive penal code overhaul, including laws against bestiality, sodomy, adultery and fornication.

However, potential cow-pokers should be aware that "the state maintained a law against same-sex sodomy."

So technically the fact that it was a "male" horse may come back on the president. No pun intended.


Hey, does anyone remember when Whoopi Goldberg told that joke? Something about a bush?