Just thinking out loud here.... Lemme try to figure this one out...

For years the right has been attacking "hollywood liberals" as foul-mouthed, and immoral. So when Laura Bush told a joke about junior, being so stupid, that he once accidentally masterbated a horse, you'd think they would have been upset.

...but no. Instead they praised her as the next Jay Leno.

Any real fallout? Any at all?


Masterbated a horse? No outrage?


Ok, so then there was this other incident. This involved some kid asking Ann Coulter a legitimate question.

See now, Ann was spewing her well known hate filled thoughts about gays and marriage when Ajai Raj asked:

"You say that you believe in the sanctity of marriage," said Ajai Raj, an English sophomore. "How do you feel about marriages where the man does nothing but fuck his wife up the ass?"

Just a litle context here... Now I read it somewhere. I know I did. I don't wanna look it up, because it would involve reading things that Ann Coulter has written, but I distinctly remember reading... somewhere... that Ann used to have a lot of anal sex. NOW I Am Not Kidding Here. I read it. Something about al the "good girls" or "popular girls" and why the boys liked 'em, and how she was one of 'em.

..and all I'm getting to here is that a little question about anal sex shouldn't be too much for Ann to handle. I mean clearly this is the crux of the rights objection to gay marriage. This is what gives it legal merrit. It's about the sodomy, and maybe here and now we can finally learn why the right objects so strongly. Maybe now we can finally have a long overdue discussion about one of the defining issues of our times.

According to Jeffrey Stockerwell, a friend of Raj, officers violently seized Raj and illegally searched him after his question.

Police have charged Raj with disorderly conduct, a Class C misdemeanor.

So that's where it stands...

Tell a joke about the president masterbating a horse, and everyone loves you...

Ask a question about one of the defining issues of our times, and you're going to jail.

Oh Wait! There's More!

This is the original story. Written by Yashoda Sampath for The Daily Texan. This is Matt Drudge's version.

Now Yashoda started with:

Incessant heckling and shouting culminated in an arrest Tuesday night during a speech by Ann Coulter, an extreme right-wing pundit, at the Lyndon Baines Johnson Library and Museum.

...but Drudge [re]wrote.

Incessant heckling and shouting culminated in an arrest Tuesday night during a speech by controversialist Ann Coulter at the University of Texas at Austin.

Hey Everybody! Matt made a new word! Isn't he cool!

1 comment:

Hoodlumman said...

Ass fucking is the defining issue of our times?

I guess that's what I get for banning CNN.