Iraq is lying... 'It's not my fault"
The troops fucked it up... "It's not my fault"
That last one is my favorite. He starts off with the standard;
"If Senator Kerry had his way... Saddam Hussein would still be in power.
Listen junior, you had it your way, and Osama Bin Laden is still in power. 9/11 changed everything, junior. And after 9/11, who's more important; Osama Bin Laden, the guy who tore down the Twin Towers, and killed almost 3000 Americans, or some other guy?
[some other guy] would control those all of those weapons and explosives and could share them with his terrorist friends [if he had any]. Now the senator is making wild charges about missing explosives, when his top foreign policy adviser admits, quote, 'We do not know the facts.' Think about that: The senator is denigrating the actions of our troops and commanders in the field without knowing the facts..."
no... He's denigrating your actions, you stupid shit.
"Our military is now investigating a number of possible scenarios, including that the explosives may have been moved before our troops even arrived at the site. This investigation is important and it's ongoing. And a political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as your commander in chief."
So let me get this right....
Jumping to conclusions during a campaign is a bad thing.
Jumping to conclusions while making the decision to take this country to war shows strong moral convictions?????????
who the hell voted for this idiot?