Jeff Gannon's back....

And has started a blog...

What the hell could this numbnut be thinkin'? His blog subtitles "So feared by the Left it had to take me down"... We fear you, Jeff? I don't think so. I think you're a joke. A pretty damn good joke, but a joke none the less...

...and speaking of good Jeff Gannon jokes, here's a preview of Thursday's Daily Show courtesy of Newsday:

A "correspondent" from the fake news show The Daily Show with Jon Stewart was outside City Hall yesterday to get some answers from City Council Speaker Gifford Miller.

Wearing a badly groomed hairpiece, a fake mustache and an ugly tie, Rob Corddry waited until after the real reporters had posed their questions. After nodding in agreement to every word spoken by Miller about the West Side Stadium, Corddry finally raised his hand.

"Mr. Speaker, Mr. Speaker," he shouted, as if in a White House news conference, identifying himself as "Dino Ironbody."

His question: "How do you feel about the president's awesome plan to privatize Social Security?"

gotta see that...

...but in all fairness Jeff tells some pretty damn good jokes too. Like this one, where he points out that Rush Limbaugh has defended him.

...that's right when Jeff got busted for ho'ing, he used the first crack addict he could find to defend himself. This could be an episode on Cops. Jeff standing in the street. Kicking Limbaugh, trying to wake him up, and yellin' "tell them cops I ain't no ho!" Limbaugh could crawl back into his box mumbling about cabbage.

...or atleast a skit on Chappelle's show. Dave could play Jeff trying to get a press pass from Karl Rove. Down on his knees beggin', and shouting from the top of his lungs "I'll Suck Yo Dick!"

Which brings up a question, if Jeff Gannon was going down on Karl Rove, did he wear a dress? Are there any stains on it?

On a side note, Talon News has gone out of business.

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