Burger King’s "Enormous Omelet Sandwich" features a two-egg omelet topped with two slices of American cheese, three strips of bacon and a sausage patty on a hoagie-style bun.

At 730 calories and 47 grams of fat, it is even heftier than the company’s famed "Whopper," which weighs in at 700 calories and 42 grams of fat.

If anybody out there makes documentaries, I'll eat one of these things everyday for a month, and you can film my ass getting wider, and we'll call it Super-Duper Size Me!, or King Me!, or Austin Powers 4: The Making of a Fat Bastard!

Whatever ya call it, we'll get rich!

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