She's Been Called Many Things...

The Paris Hilton of Politics
Little Tranny Annie
"Da Man"
Fabio's Wimpy Little Brother
Adam and EEEEEE!!!!

...but this week Time Magazine called her "Ms. Right", and they put her on the cover. Yes I'm talking about Ann Coulter.

For political intellectuals listening to Ann Coulter speak is on par with watching Jerry Springer.

For the Jerry Springer crowd Ann is 'kinda cute for a guy.'

I'm sure many of you are wondering how such an evil bitch could make it on to television in the first place. I blame Chris Matthews. If only Chris could be more honest about how his misunderstood attraction to men has compelled him to come up with ways to spend more time with Ann, the world would finally understand how the hell she got on HardBall in the first place.

Poor Ann...

...she's had a tough week. First she tried to blame Time for her freakish picture on their cover. But then McLusky pointed out how she gave herself alien hands when she photoshop'ed her fat ass for a picture on her website.

Then Time got pissed about her whining, and put up a close-up of Ann on their website. Yikes.

So then sites like Think Progress ripped Time a new one for implying, in their story on Ann, that she for the most part gets her facts right. Please.

Remember when Ann got a pies thrown at her? The kids who threw the pies got off because Ann never showed up at court. Ann blamed it on a "liberal" prosecuting attorney. When you're that close to a story, you're not "getting your facts wrong" you're an outright liar.

...and when they couldn't defend putting an outright liar on their cover. Time defended it's self by pointing out that even Hitler has been on it's cover.

I keep waiting for a holocaust survivor to stand up and say: "I knew Hitler. Hitler was an enemy of mine. Ann Coulter is no Hitler", and then all the evil people in attendance could gasp, because realize that they'd been duped by a woman who can't even get being evil right.

...but then I realize that I am just being silly. Ann is clearly as evil as Hitler. When it comes to evil Ann really is "Ms. Right", and at this point the only thing about Ann Coulter that surprises me, is that she hasn't been killed yet.

I'm not advocating the killing of Ann Coulter. I don't have to.

She does it herself. Every time she gives a speech she could be arrested for attempted suicide.

Or how about inciting a riot? What else do you call it when Ann, after enraging a crowd at Kansas University, asks:

"Could 10 of the largest College Republicans start walking up and down the aisles and start removing anyone shouting?" Coulter asked. "Otherwise, this
lecture is over."

I'd a busted the jaw of any bastard that put a finger on me. I take that back. I'd a bum rushed the stage, and cut her throat, and that's why I don't go to see Ann Coulter speak. I like my freedom, and I avoid violence.

...but let's face it. Ann earns a living giving hate speeches. She dreams of being attacked. She only says what she says to get attention. She sits backstage at FOX News all day long, hoping to get on the air, and doing it for free. She whores herself out non-stop. All in the hopes of getting more attention, of becoming a bigger name, of charging more for her speaking fees.

Here are some Ann Coulter quotes via Time

"Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots..."

"I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning. Boom!…They’re a major threat. I just think it would be fun to nuke them and have it be a warning to…the world."

“Press passes can’t be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the president.”

"We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors."

they forgot:

"A Muslim by any other name blows up just the same."

Maybe the next Muslim that blows themself up will be holding you closely Ann. Or maybe you're banking on your manish looks. Hoping that they'll make any suicide bomber feel kinda gay, and that, faced with hugging you, will just go home instead.

Lord knows I would.

...and feel free to watch Ann look like a buffoon on The Fifth Estate.

Canadian troops in Vietnam... What a dumbass...

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