Michael Jackson's Penis...

...looks like a barber's pole.

Ya know I'm starved for news when I'm reading Jackson trial updates.

[PI Ernie Rizzo] claims he saw police photos of a naked Jackson taken more than 10 years ago. And he said distinctive brown rings were visible around the star's penis as the singer bleached his body twice a week.

Legal experts claim the distinctive 'two tone' markings on Jackson's manhood could play a key role in the prosecution's case.

Rizzo claimed: "It looks like a barber's pole - that is exactly what it looks like."

I hate to say it, but you won't be able to escape Michael Jackson coverage once the trial starts. Strange days indeed.

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